edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

(via rockemsockemsatan)


greekgodsforsocialjustice:

littlefuckinglesbian:

anxietyanimal:

Same goes for pets.

DONT LEAVE ANYTHING THAT IS ALIVE IN A CAR

Including plants!!!!

-Rhea

(via therealbarbielifts)


kingcheddarxvii:


kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme


a challenger approaches









who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

(via teletubbie-custard)



bythemilebythepound:

Wiley is all bout dem gains.

bythemilebythepound:

Wiley is all bout dem gains.

(via situpsandfruitcups)


retiredjesus:

galaxaeh:

art!

this is what americas all about

retiredjesus:

galaxaeh:

art!

this is what americas all about

(via owlberta)


mechagod:

i’m

mechagod:

i’m

(via dervalicious)




(via dervalicious)



coolator:

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks


it’s none of your business

coolator:

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

it’s none of your business

(via urbanclictionary)


vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

(via screaming-bloody-mordor)


fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

can someone help me find that picture with a guy standing naked on two plastic chairs holding two candles and a sign taped to his chest that says “i am serious now” and there’s a laptop hanging from his dick with a sun over it and also orbs and smoke

image

I FOUND IT

(via godtechturninheads)