guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

(via beckython)


tatehorror:

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful


SO EFFORTLESS

tatehorror:

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

SO EFFORTLESS

(via bluewaffleez)


kierongillen:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Can’t get over this.

(via wicnet)


Jaime likes pie now.

(via teletubbie-custard)


I just want to get high and spoon


letsmakeloaf:

wonderous-world:

Biddy is a 2-year old male African Pygmy hedgehog who goes on amazing adventures with the help of his people parents Thomas and Toni. He goes all over the place and if you want to see more of him and his travels check out his Instagram!

you had me at “hedgehog who goes on amazing adventures”

(via fuckinghazard)


God damn I’m lonely


gemiblu:

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

image
and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

I thought snails were nice before I realized they had GIANT BLACKHOLES FOR A MOUTHS

(via maj0raswrath)


doctorpcapaldis:

Christopher Eccleston on Top Gear’s Star In A Reasonably Priced Car

(via teletubbie-custard)




tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

(via mensabitch)


rl-y:

what an asshole

(via miysuki)


(via friendzonked)


thoughts-i-will-never-say:

 

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

are you flirting with me, or can i just not recognize when people are being nice to me

all of the above

(via neongreengummies)